{"id":28928,"date":"2016-02-25T15:49:02","date_gmt":"2016-02-25T23:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/?p=28928"},"modified":"2016-02-25T15:49:02","modified_gmt":"2016-02-25T23:49:02","slug":"hey-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/hey-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Bird! You&#8217;re Beautiful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28929\" src=\"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/HeyBrid.jpg\" alt=\"HeyBrid\" width=\"600\" height=\"372\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As many animals cannot recognise themselves in a mirror, it&#8217;s extremely helpful to them if you tell them how great they look.\u00a0Don&#8217;t just walk by and say nothing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Say something reassuring like\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;Hey bird, you&#8217;re beautiful!&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">or\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;Way to go Mr. Rat. I like the look. Very edgy, very edgy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is tremendously helpful to their self esteem and you&#8217;ll probably\u00a0feel good just saying it too.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28934 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/rats3.0-300x156.jpg\" alt=\"rats3.0\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many animals cannot recognise themselves in a mirror, it&#8217;s extremely helpful to them if you tell them how great they look.\u00a0Don&#8217;t just walk by and say nothing. &nbsp; Say something reassuring like\u2026 &#8220;Hey bird, you&#8217;re beautiful!&#8221;, or\u2026 &#8220;Way to go Mr. Rat. I like the look. Very edgy, very edgy.&#8221; &nbsp; This is tremendously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[103],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonhall.ca\/music\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}